How Would You Voice a Toga Ad?

Happy Ides of March!

I got to thinking about the real reason men think about the Roman Empire so much and created an ad I try out in a few different ways.

Is there any take you like best? How would you approach this copy?

"Are you tired of your toga bunching up in all the wrong places?
 
Let’s face it, Most togas are uncomfortable. With Veni Vidi Vici togas, you don’t have to sacrifice fashion for comfort. Our togas are hand stitched and custom-tailored for your body…so that even when you take it off, it fits perfectly when you put it back on.
 
Veni Vidi Vici togas – for the ultimate in comfort"

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